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Who'd A Thought It  

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone , Lenham, ME17 2AR (show map)

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Hotel Overview

Situated just 5 minutes’ drive from Lenham, Who'd A Thought It boasts a Champagne and oyster bar, along with free Wi-Fi in public areas. With free private parking, the hotel features highly individual rooms and suites.
The luxurious rooms include a flat-screen TV with a DVD player, tea and coffee making facilities, and an iPod docking station. The en suite bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and a hairdryer. Many rooms also boast a spa bath and a four-poster bed.
In the mornings, Who’d A Thought It serves a full English breakfast, along with continental options for guests leaving early. The Champagne and Oyster Bar serves several menus, including gastro bar meals, a lunchtime tasting menu, and a la carte dishes.
Who’d A Thought It’s Champagne and Oyster Bar is host to frequent themed events. Seasonal holidays are also celebrated with style at the hotel. The property is home to the Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique, which offers a range of shoes and accessories. Lenham Railway Station is just 2 miles away.
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Luxury Suite with Spa Bath - enter dates to see room photos

This suite features a circular bed, mirrored ceiling and dance pole. There is a hot tub on a private patio as well as the hot tub in the bathroom and overhead shower. This room comes with 42-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels and high-speed WiFi. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

Suite with Spa Bath - enter dates to see room photos

The Bollinger Room is a spacious room with a large leather bed facing sliding doors leading to a private patio with outdoor seating. The bathroom has a circular spa bath with overhead shower. There is a 49-inch flat-screen TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels, and all rooms come with high-speed WiFi. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

Presidential Suite - enter dates to see room photos

The Krug Suite is the Who’d A Thought It's largest room and boasts a 9-foot bed under crystal chandeliers. Not only does this room have two private hot tubs inside and outside, it also has a shower steam room. A massive 60-inch TV in your lounge and a further TV in your bedroom, full Sky package including movies and sports channels, all rooms come with high-speed WiFi. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

Double Room with Patio and Spa Bath - enter dates to see room photos

This contemporary style room has a large Baroque bed and a private decked area with a large private conservatory and a outdoor hot tub. The en-suite bathroom has a spa bath and separate shower. There is a 55-inch and a 40-inch flat-screen TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels, along with high-speed Wi-Fi. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

Suite with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath - enter dates to see room photos

The Perrier Jouet Suite features a four-poster bed, marble floor and a Jacuzzi bath with separate shower. There is a 42-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels, along with high-speed WiFi. The bathroom boasts a spa bath and toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

Suite with Hot Tub - enter dates to see room photos

The bedroom is ispired by Morocco and Rome, featuing crushed velvet on the day bed and in the lounge, with a 65-inch TV with fully Sky package and high-speed WiFi. Your bathroom has a deep bath tub, a rain shower and complimentary toiletries.Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

King Room with Spa Bath - enter dates to see room photos

The Pommery room is themed on a Gentleman’s Club with dark wood panelling to the walls and a dark wood sleigh bed. There is a corner bath in the bedroom and a separate shower wet-room. A 30-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high-speed WiFi. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

King Suite with Spa Bath - enter dates to see room photos

This room offers an outdoor hot tub on with own private decked area with sun loungers. This room has bold colours set against a white canvas with arty graffiti on the wall. Your bathroom features a free-standing bath, rainfall shower and toiletries. The lounge has 2 white leather Italian sofas, a small bar and a 65-inch TV with full Sky package. You have tea and coffee making facilities along with spring water. The bedroom offers a super king bed and a 49-inch TV with full Sky package and high-speed WiFi.

Premium Suite with Spa Bath - enter dates to see room photos

This suite features a French baroque bed and sofas in the seating area. There is an in-room hot tub and outside on the private patio is another hot tub with lounger and country views. A 40-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, as well as high-speed WiFi. The bathroom boasts Clarins toiletries and shower. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

Small Double Room - enter dates to see room photos

The Tatinger Mini is a compact room and the smallest at the Who’d A Thought It. Ideal for a single traveller as the bed is positioned against the wall, but can accommodate 2 if required. A 32-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high-speed WiFi. The bathroom boasts a shower and complimentary toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge

Superior Suite with Spa Bath - enter dates to see room photos

Decorated in aquamarine and gold, this extra large suite is art deco in style, with a lounge area with two chaise lounges and open-plan bathroom with indoor spa bath. Sliding doors lead to a private patio area with a private hot tub. This room comes with 42-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels, as well as high-speed WiFi. The bathroom boasts toiletries and a shower. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

Classic Double Room with Shower - enter dates to see room photos

The Duval Leroy room is a compact room with a glass door that leads to the en-suite bathroom with shower. 32-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high speed Wi-Fi. The bathroom boasts luxury toiletries and a shower. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

Suite with Hot Tub - enter dates to see room photos

A suite with large French baroque bed and sofas in the seating area. There is an in-room hot tub plus a separate en-suite and shower. Outside on the private patio is a hot tub with lounger and country views. The room also features TV and Bluetooth speaker. With a 40-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels, this room comes with limited internet WiFi. The bathroom boasts Clarins toiletries and shower. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

Executive Double Suite - enter dates to see room photos

The LP Alexandra is a Versace-inspired room, with gold furnishings and leopard print flooring. The LP Alexandra has 2 hot tubs, inside and outside, within a private walled patio area with sun loungers. The room has a sound system with Bluetooth connection and a 50-inch smart TV with Sky TV. High speed Wi-Fi is available in all rooms.

Superior Suite - enter dates to see room photos

The Ace of Spades Suite features two private hot tubs and a Swarovski bath with over 60,000 gems. This room boasts its own private bar and a 65-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. High speed Wi-Fi is available in all rooms.

Double Room with Whirlpool - enter dates to see room photos

Known as the White Room, this room is set in wall-to-wall white with zebra print flooring. This room has a double bed with Egyptian cotton sheets, 2 large chandeliers and white and crystal sofa. There is a 60-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels. The bathroom boasts a spa bath and complimentary toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

Deluxe Suite with Spa Bath - enter dates to see room photos

Our Deutz room features cowhides on the floor and the bed. There is a 60-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels. The bathroom boasts a spa bath and complimentary toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

Queen Suite with Spa Bath - enter dates to see room photos

Our Billecart room features a mirrored feature wall and gold and turquoise colours. This room has its own private bar and a large marbled bathroom. A 55-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high-speed WiFi. The bathroom boasts a spa bath big enough for two and complimentary toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

Suite with Hot Tub - enter dates to see room photos

The hot tub is a top feature of this suite. Boasting a private entrance, this air-conditioned suite comes with 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a bath and a shower. Featuring a terrace with garden views, this suite also features a tea and coffee maker and a flat-screen TV with streaming services. The unit has 2 beds.

Suite with Spa Bath - enter dates to see room photos

The colour black, the symbol of elegance. The Lanson Black. This was the perfect champagne to name this room after. This room has wall to wall black armadillo style wallpaper, a double bed and a double cuddle sofa. A massive 60inch TV and full sky package including movies and sports channels, all rooms come with fibre optic WiFi complimentary. The bathroom boasts toiletries and a spa bath with shower. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

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Facilities of Who'd A Thought It

General
Free parking, On-site parking, Parking, Private parking, WiFi everywhere

Services
Free WiFi, Internet services, WiFi

Food & Drink
Bar, Breakfast in the room, Restaurant, Room service, Special diet menus (on request)

Pools and wellness
Hot tub

Common areas
Garden, Sun terrace, Terrace

Cleaning services
Daily maid service

Miscellaneous
Adult only, Air conditioning, Designated smoking area, Heating, Non-smoking rooms, Non-smoking throughout

Room facilities [ These may vary room to room ]
Air Conditioning, Bath, Bath or Shower, Bathrobe, Bathroom, Carpeted, Coffee machine, Desk, Electric kettle, Entire unit located on ground floor, Extra Long Beds (> 2 metres), Fireplace, Flat-screen TV, Free toiletries, Garden view, Hairdryer, Hardwood/Parquet floors, Heating, Hot Tub, iPod dock, Iron, Ironing Facilities, Linen, Outdoor furniture, Patio, Private entrance, Radio, Refrigerator, Satellite Channels, Seating Area, Shower, Slippers, Sofa, Spa Bath, Tea/Coffee Maker, Terrace, Tile/Marble floor, Toilet, Towels, TV, Wardrobe/Closet

Last updated: 13 Sep 2025 - Update now

Hotel Policies

Check-In
From 15:00:00 hours

Check-Out
-11:30:00 hours

Cancellation / Prepayment
Cancellation, prepayment and 'book now pay later' policies vary according to room type. Please check the room conditions when selecting your room above.

Accepted credit cards
The hotel reserves the right to pre-authorise credit cards prior to arrival.

The fine print
Guests are required to show a photo identification and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply. Please inform in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.

Traveller reviews

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no imageGwenda

“Whimsical accomodation with helpful and courteous staff.”

7.0

09 Sep 2025

Excellent dinner and breakfast. Staff were very considerate and helpful especially by offering us an earlier breakfast time. On site parking. Heritage vintage main building with lovely dining facilities.

no imageSamantha

“Absolutely gorgeous”

10.0

31 Aug 2025

Absolutely gorgeous. So quirky and so me. Loved it.

no imageJan

“Fabulous stay in a fun, luxurious setting.”

8.0

19 Aug 2025

We stayed overnight, due to a local day event, and the staff were so lovely and the room was really fun. Bed was comfortable. We didnt use the jacuzzi bath as not enough time, but checkout times were really good. Breakfast was in the pub and was really good food. The grounds are lovely as well.

no imageJune

“Our special place”

10.0

02 Aug 2025

My daughter and her husband spent their wedding night there, they absolutely love it, been there many times. It is a very special place for them


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